1.Crimson
2. Rex
3. Athelas
4. Zaeria (The mare in Dried Up Beauty)
5. Toxic Nightmares
6. Asriah
7. Asteth
8. Sephora
9. Damian
10. Hollow (Featured in Landscape 2)


1) 1 and 8 write a grocery list. What items are on it?

Crimson: -walking through isles, eyeing the meat isle in favor, eyes gleaming-

Sephora: -having trouble keeping her carousel pole wings from knocking things over in the isle- So what are we going to get?

Crimson: -is too distracted by the meat-

Sephora: -sighs- -thinks: I better not tell her we only have enough money to get the lettuce-


2) 3 and 5 go shopping according to said list. What do they forget, and what do they buy instead?

Athelas: Ok, we have to get everything cheap. Have to save money you know

Toxic Nightmares: -is too busy scaring little children in the store-

Athelas: Toxic, focus! -passes by Asteth’s anti-itch cream- Hmm, I have a feeling I’m going to forget something.

They arrive at home, Asteth scratch himself on the corners of walls.

Athelas and Toxic Nightmares stare at Asteth and cock their heads to the side.

Athelas: I can’t help but think we forgot something

Asteth throws himself on the ground, scratching his back like dog.

Toxic Nightmares: -staring at Asteth- I feel the same way . . .


3) 7 finds out he/she is violently allergic to bees! What does 2 do?

Asteth: REX! Quick, I think I got stung by a bee! Look for a bump!

Rex: -looking at Asteth with brow raised- Asteth, in case you hadn’t noticed that’s all you are!

Asteth: Rex, please!

Rex: -rolls eyes, shakes head, and looks Asteth over and finds a huge, red, throbbing bump and blinks- How the hell can it be red? You’re dead!

Asteth: Well apparently my ass is still alive -chuckles-


4) Knowing full well about 7's allergies, 10 mail-orders a hive of bees and puts it in 7's room. What does 4 say about this?

Asteth: The bees! The bees are in my room! They’re going to rape me!

Hollow: - lying in her room, chuckling darkly to herself-

Zaeria: -walks into Hollow’s room- Did you really put a bee hive into Asteth’s room?

Hollow: -answers by cackling and nodding-

Zaeria: -smirks- Well we better not tell him about the snakes I put in his hay

5) If 9 hijacked a PA system, what would they broadcast throughout the building?

Damian: This is your president speaking. I am a sorry loser who doesn’t know how to run a country. In fact, I just sit on my ass all day and let congress rule the country while I go play with the dog and screw you all over by taking your 401k’s!

Man’s voice over PA system: Hey! There he is, get him!

Damian: -screams like a little girl and runs away-

6) 6 sunbathed for too long and got a sunburn. What does he/she have to say about it?

Asriah: Dammit! I look like Christmas!

Damian: -putting decorations on Asriah’s ears, giggling to himself-

Asriah: -scowls and her eyes narrow at Damian, who’s still giggling like an idiot-


7) What would 1 say 6 looks like, now that he/she is sunburnt?

Crimson: -stares at Asriah for a moment, then starts cracking up-

Asriah: What the hell is so damn funny?!

Crimson: You look like roadkill. Red for blood, and green for pus and decomposing

Asriah: OoO

9) Is 5 or 4 a better figure skater?

Zaeira: I don’t understand how people can do this! I can hardly keep my b!- -her front legs shoot out from under her and her back legs do spread eagle and she faceplants- Balance . . .

Toxic Nightmares: I don’t know what you’re talking about! I can’t even keep my skates on - flopping around like a newborn foal, knees buckling-

Crimson: -glides passed the two with ease, smirking devilishly-

Hollow: I taught her how to do that!


10) What does 2 have to say about that?

Rex: Go mama!

11) 9 became a necromancer overnight! Who do they ressurect?

Damian: Rise up. Rise up, my twinkie! Arise and fulfill your destiny to feed my hungering body!

Rex: -laughing to himself as he squishes Damian’s twinkies, just to hear the wrapping paper crackle and crunch under his hooves-

12) What would each of their names be if they were to become the opposite gender?

1.Crimson - Gabriel
2. Rex - Zora
3. Athelas - Hans
4. Zaeria - Zaerie
5. Toxic Nightmares - Venomous Daydreams (already working on her reff XD)
6. Asriah - Riah
7. Asteth - Asethra
8. Sephora - Phobia
9. Damian - Liquid Ruby
10. Hollow - Kevin

13) What animals would each of them be?

Horses, duh


14) 2 is having a dinner party and asks 3 and 5 to run to the store to get the ingredients. Do they fuck this one up too?

News Reporter: Breaking news. The grocery store has just been caught on fire by these two Equines -Toxic Nightmares and Athelas are running at a full sprint on TV- And I have just gained knowledge that the grocery store has in fact, blown up

Toxic Nightmare: I didn’t know-

Athelas: Shut up! Just shut up and run you dumbass!

Toxic Nightmares: How was I supposed to know that they actually had gas in the damn grills on display?!

15) It turns out that 2 poisoned all the guests with arsenic! Who did he/she invite?

2 of Crimson’s ex mates that screwed her over, Obama, and many Government Officials


16) Which of the guests would 9 bring back to life with their necromancy?

Damian: Are you kidding me?! I wouldn’t bring back any of them!


17) Would 4 snort a Ramen noodle then hock it up out their mouth and floss their nasal cavity with it? What does 10 think of this?

Zaeria: I most certainly would not!

Hollow: -already has a noodle through nose and mouth, laughing hysterically- Come one, it’s fun!

Zaeria: Disgusting!

18) 1 is hitch hiking to China and 2 stops to pick he/she up. 3 meets up with them at a gas station and they are all struck with a radioactive comet. They all get superpowers and vow to save the world from evil! 7 enters the fray, having been struck by a similar comet, only his/her only power is to morph into a lethargic koala bear. 8 and 9 were having sex the whole time and missed it. What's 10's favorite TV show?

Hollow: -blinks- I am completely lost here.

Crimson: Lemme dumb it down for you. We’re all super heroes from some magical space rock. Damian and Sephora were getting it on while Asteth figured out he could turn into a maggoty yet fat ass bear. What’s your favorite tv show?

Hollow: . . . .

Crimson: -blinks- Forget it! It’s like talking to a wall -walks away-

Hollow: -stand there for a few minutes then busts out laughing- Magical space rock . . .

19) On a scale of 1 to 10, how irritating was that last question?

Crimson: It was so ridiculous!

Hollow: -still laughing about ‘magical space rock’-


20) This quiz is over, but the journey continues as all 10 ride off into the sunset. Who pushes who off of their horse as the screen fades to black?

Crimson: we’re all horses you idiot! Why would we be riding each other and shoving each other off, that’s so stupid!

Rex: Mom, calm down. Just say Sephora kicked Damian off her.

Crimson: Well you already did, so there you have it